{"product_id":"merry-christmas-tinsel-tits-funny-retro-holiday-card","title":"Merry Christmas, Tinsel Tits - Funny Retro Holiday Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eStep into the cheeky and irreverent side of the holiday season with our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003e\"Merry Christmas, Tinsel Tits\" card\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eFeaturing a vintage illustration of a Christmas tree adorned with tinsel, this card is a playful and bold choice that is sure to bring a smile to anyone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5) [\u0026amp;+:not(h3)]:mt-[calc(var(--slate-dimensions-5)\/4)]\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-[calc(var(--slate-dimensions-5)\/4)] list-outside p-0 ps-(--slate-spacing-element-large) list-disc [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:list-disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003ePremium quality, soft touch cardstock\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eIncludes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3\/8\" x 5-3\/4\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eAll cards are individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003e🇺🇸 Each card is\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003eprinted in the USA\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67671721345321,"sku":null,"price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0706\/8011\/7545\/files\/tinsel.webp?v=1792693067","url":"https:\/\/theparlorroomva.com\/products\/merry-christmas-tinsel-tits-funny-retro-holiday-card","provider":"The Parlor Room","version":"1.0","type":"link"}