Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set

Looking for a holiday gift with a little more attitude?

Our Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set is packed with 12 hilariously inappropriate mini cards guaranteed to earn laughs, eye rolls, and possibly a spot on Santa's naughty list.

Contents

• 12 miniature cards 3.75" tall x 2.5" wide
• 12 miniature kraft envelopes
• Box

Cards Include

• Fa–la–fucking–la
• ‘Tis the damn season.
• Time to get your “It’s just what I wanted” face ready.
• A basic Christmas card for a basic bitch.
• Spoiler alert: he dies.
• It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this.
• Save water, drink cocoa.
• He sees you when you’re drinking...
• Nothing for you, whore!
• Santa doesn’t believe in you either.
• Merry Christmas to my favorite ho.
• Bite me.

Please note: Cards and envelopes are not big enough to be sent through the mail. However, they are perfect for gifting in person, slipping in a packed lunch, or a stocking!